DO YOU SPEAK BLONDE?
A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class
gets up, moves to the First Class section of the plane and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.
She then tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will
have to return to the back. The blonde replies "I'm blonde, beautiful and I am going to Melbourne, so I am staying right here"
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and
co-pilot the story of the blonde.
The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain to her
that as she only paid Economy fare she will have to leave and return to her seat. Again the blonde replies "I'm blonde, beautiful and going to Melbourne and I am staying right here"
The co-pilot tells the pilot that he thinks they should have the
police waiting when they land to arrest the blonde woman who won't listen to reason.
The pilot says "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm
married to a blonde and speak blonde.
He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear and she says "Oh I'm
sorry" gets up and moves back to her seat in Economy.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask the pilot what
he said to make her move without any fuss.
"I told her that First Class wasn't going to Melbourne!!"
