A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem . While
they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for £15,000 or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land , for £150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend £15,000 to ship your wife when it would only be £150 here?
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.
I just can't take that chance."
